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» Latest Internet conspiracy theory: Was Barack Obama In the 1993 Music Video For 'Whoomp (There It Is)'? [Gawker]
Probably not, but it's fun to speculate. Whoomp, here it is. Check out 1:01:
» Here's what one cheeky inmate managed to smuggle into jail in his hindquarters: green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana [The Wenatchee World]
» Does the Internet make you dumber? [The Wall Street Journal]
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