Lunchtime Links: Before pooping in your girlfriend's car, check the license plate

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Austin Horries Purifoy

It's really hard to tell Honda Civics apart. Just ask Austin Horries Purifoy, who pooped in a man's car after mistaking it for his girlfriend's Civic.

The car's owner found Purifoy in his back seat once the deed was done. "This is your car?" he said, according to the Las Cruces Sun-News. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

To top it all off, the car's owner had to clean up the mess himself after a car wash refused his business. Rather, Purifoy's business. No word on what his girlfriend thinks of all this.

» Read the story: Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation [Las Cruces Sun-News]

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» Council considers using bulls to stop people from having sex in field [Telegraph]

» Man finds mouse embedded in loaf of bread [Huffington Post]